What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
How do bees get to school?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What do fish use for glasses?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?