What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
A boat load of hugs!
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
How was the wedding?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
