What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
A boat load of hugs!
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What is a table you can eat?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What does Santa call Christmastime?