Why don't ostriches fly ?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What tree has the most bark?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?