Why is summer always sad?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What day is your mom always right?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?