Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why is a computer so smart?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
How do bees get to school?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?