What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What did autumn say to summer?