Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Because it's a litter box.
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What fairy loves to count?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do you call a sad latte?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What math figure is also in the band?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
