Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Because it's a litter box.
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Which celebrity always frowns?