What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
How long do chickens work?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?