What type of car do planets buy?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What fish sings the best?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?