Why are grandkids so great?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What season begins with a thud?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?