What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.
Where do you take sick ponies?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do Scottish toads play?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
