Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
How are mountains able to see?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What did summer say to spring?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
How do frogs get to work?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?