Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?