What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why are trees always so positive?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?