Why does the orange always lose in races?
It runs out of juice.
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
