Why does the orange always lose in races?
It runs out of juice.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What day is your mom always right?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
How do you talk to a giant?
What is a cow's dream job?
What animal likes to party the most?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?