Why does the orange always lose in races?
It runs out of juice.
How are mountains able to see?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do little fish love to play with?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
When do astronauts eat?