Which animal should never work for the government?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Where do mermaids see movies?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?