What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
A miracle.
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why do trees try new things so often?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What car can't keep a secret?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?