What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
A miracle.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Where does breakfast live?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
