What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?