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Why was the cat so small?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why are frogs always happy?
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How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?