What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
A miracle.
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the frog starve?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?