How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Snowcaps.
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Which relative loves rice?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What animal floats best?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?