Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why was the dog overweight?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why did summer catch autumn?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What do you call a sad latte?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why do all the planets get along?