How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Snowcaps.
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Where do birds go to drink?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why is summer always sad?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?