What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
A momster.
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
How was the wedding?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?