What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
A momster.
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
How does a penguin build its house?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
