What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
A momster.
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Which animals make the best football players?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?