What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?