What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Spaghetti carbon-ara.
Which celebrity loves to read?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
