What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Spaghetti carbon-ara.
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What was the first animal in space?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What's the loudest sport?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?