What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What bird is losing its hair?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?