Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?