Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
What did the bread do on vacation?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
How are mountains able to see?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?