Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
How are mountains able to see?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?