Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
How is life like toilet paper?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?