Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What sports are both plant-based?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a small mom?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?