Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
How do fleas travel?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why are trees always so positive?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Where would you put an injured insect?
