Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Because she left the phone off the hook.
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?