Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?