Why do grandparents smile all the time?
They can't hear a word you say!
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?