Why do grandparents smile all the time?
They can't hear a word you say!
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Where does a camper keep his money?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?