Why do grandparents smile all the time?
They can't hear a word you say!
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Where do stars go to college?
