What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
How do you make antifreeze?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why was the bunny upset?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?