What do you call a greedy elf?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Which insect is the smartest?
What's black and white and red all over?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?