What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why do bees gossip?
How is cat food sold?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...