Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
How does the moon cut her hair?
If you need help building an ark...
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?