Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What tree has the most bark?
Why was the cow afraid?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do jokesters study in college?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?