What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?