Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What math figure is also in the band?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?