What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why do all the planets get along?