Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
How does a cow do math?
What's the most determined bird?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
