What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
A pie-thon!
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?