What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why was the broom late for school?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
How do scientists grow fruit?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.