What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
A pie-thon!
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
How do you measure a millennial?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
