What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?