Which animal will never go bald?
A hare.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do you call a pile of cats?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?