Which animal will never go bald?
A hare.
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Which family member has tusks?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do cats wear to work?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Where do milkshakes come from?