Which animal will never go bald?
A hare.
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Can February March?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
