What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
A shredding!
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
How do you wash a lamb?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
