How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What animals love to close envelopes?