Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call two birds in love?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why do trees try new things so often?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do minions always put in their salads?