What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
How much money does a skunk have?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?