What type of dog loves to take showers?
Shampoodles.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Can February March?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why do cats love to work?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
