Where do vampires keep their money?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?