Where do actors go to pray?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Which subject has two parts?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why was the bunny upset?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What makes pirates such good singers?
When do cows get tired?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why do plants hate algebra?