Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why did electricity win the race?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?