How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
It'll dawn on you.
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Surprise!!!!
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?