How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
It'll dawn on you.
Why did the chicken cross the net?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why are books always so angry?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do bees chew?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?