How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
It'll dawn on you.
What's the scariest letter?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What birds make average students?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
How does the sun listen to music?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What's a tuna's favorite game?