What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why was the bee sad?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?