What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Which state is the cleanest?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
How do you wash a lamb?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.