What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What school subject really rocks?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
How do cats make a birthday cake?