Where do burgers like to dance?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What table can you never sit at?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
How do bees get to school?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?