What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?