What kind of water does an angel like?
Holy water!
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
