What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What did summer say to spring?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?