What did the bread do on vacation?
It loafed around.
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do naked fish play with?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
