What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What's the slowest 5k?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why are cars magic?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?