What did the bread do on vacation?
It loafed around.
Why did the duck cross the road?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What is blue and not heavy?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?