Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Their guardian angelfish.
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
