Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Their guardian angelfish.
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
A book just fell on my head.
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?