When do mice play every day?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What is a king's favorite weather?