What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why did the barber win the race?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What game do mice love to play?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?