If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
When do mice play every day?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?