What building always gets stains on it?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What do bees chew?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Where was Noah born?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?