Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Under the cat-mas tree.
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
How does the sun listen to music?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?