Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Under the cat-mas tree.
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What is blue and not heavy?
Where do cows go for lunch?
