What type of birds stay together forever?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why do golfers hate cake?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
How do you wash a lamb?