How does the sun listen to music?
On its ray-dio!
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why was the dog so popular?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What's the richest basketball team?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?