What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What should you wear to a tea party?