Why was the caboose always sneezing?
It was the back of an a-choo choo train.
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?