Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?