What do you call a famous turtle?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
How do amoebas make calls?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?