What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Toucan do it!
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What is a table you can eat?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?