Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why do cows go to New York?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Someone stole all my lamps.