Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Where would you find an elephant?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?