Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?