What do cows say on NYE?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What game do bats excel at?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Where was Noah born?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why did the sailor lose his job?