Why did the barber win the race?
She knew shortcuts.
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
