What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
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Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did the barber win the race?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do cows say on NYE?
