What does one piece of bread say to the other?
You are my butter half.
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
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What part of a fish is the most musical?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?