Which animals make the best locksmiths?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What animal styles their hair every day?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What does a panda ghost say?
What does Rudolph call his wife?