What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do cows say on NYE?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What instrument did the door play in the band?