What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
How does a penguin build its house?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?