What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why are all priests fit?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?