What do you call a pig thief?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
How do fall and winter say hello?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Can February March?
What nationality are most fish?
What do fairies always drink?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Where does food go to take a nap?