How do you get a country girl to like you?
A tractor.
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why is grass so dangerous?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did the foal cough?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you call a dog in space?
