How do you get a country girl to like you?
A tractor.
Why are boxers good comedians?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?