What do cows say when you milk them?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
How do hurricanes see?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?