Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?