Why was the mime upset?
Someone called her a clown.
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Can February March?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a dog in space?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?