Why was the mime upset?
Someone called her a clown.
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
