Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
How do you make a cow float?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What animals make the best students?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why did the snake cross the road?