What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you call hiking college students?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why is a computer so smart?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What fish only swims at night?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What day is your mom always right?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?