Why was the mime upset?
Someone called her a clown.
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What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why was the bunny upset?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why did the goal post get angry?