What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What game do mice love to play?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
The museum curator needed a break.
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?