Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?