Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
How do you compliment a cat?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
This candy bar is a real home run.
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?