How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
She is in a moo-d.
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do bees chew?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?