How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
She is in a moo-d.
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Which cats love to be petted?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What does winter fat turn into?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
