Why does the orange always lose in races?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What bird is always sad?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?