What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What's the saddest part of the week?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What does an evil hen lay?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Which family member has tusks?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do you call a flying police officer?