Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
It was full.
What's a henway?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
