What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Don't worry, it was just a nightmare before Christmas.
How long will dinner be?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What's the scariest letter?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What car always breaks the rules?
What country has the most fish?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do naked fish play with?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why can't you trust a pig?