What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Don't worry, it was just a nightmare before Christmas.
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What is the most adorable season?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What sound does a witch's car make?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?