What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Don't worry, it was just a nightmare before Christmas.
What does winter fat turn into?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What was the detective duck trying to do?