What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Don't worry, it was just a nightmare before Christmas.
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?