What's a horse's favorite car?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
A book just fell on my head.
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?