Where would you put an injured insect?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do fairies always drink?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?