What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Mummy's Day.
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
How long do chickens work?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
It's allergy season again?
