What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Mummy's Day.
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Which state is the cleanest?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why do cats love to work?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Where do ants go to eat?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What dogs are always lying to you?