What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Mummy's Day.
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
How does dinner smell?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Who does everyone's hair in space?