Why did the student eat their homework?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?