Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
A seat belt!
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
How do you grill cheese?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
How did the tree get lost?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
