What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
How does a barber get to work?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?