Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?