Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
It had a heat wave.
What style of music weighs the most?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Which subject has two parts?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
