Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
It had a heat wave.
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why was the fish so smart?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did the frog have a long face?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What games do ants play with elephants?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?