Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why did electricity win the race?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?