What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er.
Which dogs love to study science?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
How do fall and winter say hello?