Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do fish use for glasses?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why are baseball players so good at math?