What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er.
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
