Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why was the musician arrested?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What kind of books do boats write?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?