What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er.
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
How do you get straight A's?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What animal has the worst mood swings?