Why is heaven always so tidy?
Because cleanliness is next to Godliness.
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Why are trees so good at interior design?
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What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
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What is the best way to study the Bible?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Which hot drink loves golf?
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What did the baby laptop call her father?