Why do trees hate going to school?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What is a cow's dream job?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What words make the best athletes?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What time of day was Adam created?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?