Why is heaven always so tidy?
Because cleanliness is next to Godliness.
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why don't ants get sick?
