She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over!
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
How do snowmen get information?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What's the most determined bird?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?