She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over!
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What vegetables make the best music?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?