Which former US President was always cold?
Calvin Coolidge.
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
How do you compliment a cat?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
