What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why was the fish so smart?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What is the smallest lion?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?